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New Layout!

I’m going to call this done (: The new layout is now up! Surprisingly it didn’t take a lot of time–or maybe I enjoyed it enough that it seemed quick. Like every update, I restructured things so that maintenance would be easy to do, and updates are all done in one place. I’m pretty happy with the result! The site is also feels less cramped now with more margin space, line space and less excessive text, which is what I wanted to fix about the last layout. Please let me know of errors you find and any suggestions you have to improve ease of use!

There are still a few problems with the new layout that I don’t know how to solve. My blog is not installed on the same domain as my website, and code I use to retrieve the most recent entry on the website front page doesn’t display paragraph formatting properly and I pretty much gave up on making it work. I’m considering switching over to an excerpt because any wordy entry would just be a huge wall of text on the front page. wow, fixed

The left side of each individual web page also feel empty. In the blog, the information tab fills it up a little. For other pages, I don’t really know what to put on it. I want to keep stuff concise and show off the art, but right now it’s a little lonely.

And here’s a sketch to cancel out the text, although I’ve posted it a few years ago when I first drew it. I picked this as the Blackbird piece to work on in the end (because really, I just wanted to draw a really ornate picture) but I suddenly got carried away with the site revamp lmfao
immortal.jpg

The future

SHHHH says (12:09 AM):
*feels weird to be the first generation for every web technology
*imagine when we’re 50
*and our kids go like why’s there 500 other people with the same name
*as me
SHHHH says (12:10 AM):
*or like why is every username taken
Alex says (12:10 AM):
*lol
*>_< SHHHH says (12:10 AM): *become meaningless to have a facebook url *because every good one woudl be taken *every domain name would be taken SHHHH says (12:11 AM): *and there’s no reset or wipe button *need internet 2.0 :) Alex says (12:11 AM): *someonoe will create Alex says (12:12 AM): *a new net *i’ll be *spidernet *or outernet SHHHH says (12:12 AM): *outernet Alex says (12:14 AM): *it’ll just be built on top of internet *andthan *internet would be like umm *ruins *\:)/ SHHHH says (12:14 AM): *wtf ruins :(!!! SHHHH says (12:15 AM): *today’s archeological dig discovered another part of the internet *buried with thousands of ancient japan style artworks called anime Alex says (12:16 AM): *:)!! Alex says (12:17 AM): *recent dicovery shoes anime shares a close relation *w/ cartoons inthe us *shows** SHHHH says (12:18 AM): *controvercial pdf found that debates the difference between anime and cartoon *mysteriously large amounts of ancient artworks pertaining to a not yet discovered species called mudkip Alex says (12:19 AM): *a surprising discovery found in the ruins of the internet today Alex says (12:20 AM): *old shrines of mudkip have been discovered SHHHH says (12:20 AM): *more volumes of the literature masterpiece “bleach” has been found SHHHH says (12:21 AM): *swordgun discovered and our engineer has not yet deciphered its intricate technology Alex says (12:23 AM): *the outernet has been attack by what were once called forum trolls *these forum trolls have infected more than 50% of the outernets population Alex says (12:24 AM): *creating more forum trolls *the horror *poor future

Google

Apparently these are sites that direct to my manga site:

lolwut?

Don’t call back

Seven days and not one glance from her
Seven days are a thousand years
Seven days and not one word of her
This is more than I could stand

but

“Don’t call back
Don’t call back”, she said

Kate Moss by Maximilian Hecker

Resignation letter

cameltoe: Best resignation letter ever:
cameltoe: Dear Mr X,
As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of “cut and paste” for the hundredth time.

You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you………

You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation.

However, I have a few parting thoughts.

1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad reference. The most you can say to hurt me is “I prefer not to comment.” I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your “favorites list”, which I conveniently saved when you made me “back up” your useless files. I do believe that terms like “Lolita” are not usually viewed favorably by the company.

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to “take pictures of your Mother’s birthday,” you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror n.de. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of reference. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)

Thank you for your time, and I expect the reference on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!
Wishing you a grand and glorious day’.

source: bash.org